I am uberly irritated

(credit to izyanti for always using 'uber' until its stuck to my brain like the gum i chewing to the table. oh crap.)

i wrote a uber long post and it friggin disappeared. bah! it was a good one too. i was so inspired and wrote like, tons... now i have to type it all over again. or perhaps i should write someting else. bah!

let me tell you a story...
it was daylight... groggily, i stared at the clock. ooh. 8.30. hey.... how come i din hear my alarm clock? what the... WHAT DAY IS THIS? Oh... i have a pratical exam, supposed to be in school by 9.00.. okaaa- WAIT!! that was yesterday!! Which means... i am effing late for my... *shriek* ENGLISH PRELIMS... first i did a jig. around my study table, to my bed, around again. my brain was in disarray. i was going like shit shit shit!! then i wept.

in the midst of my tears, i finally figured what to do. i called up the school, effectively tearing the last page of my handbook. the teachers i spoke to were like a sea of calm. hullo?? i am late for my english effing prelims. of all the people, mdm sheila put me to cai hong, who, as many ppl know, has no basic command of english. thru the wave of tears of desperation, i had to explain in halting mandarin that i was ,in fact, not overSEAs but had overSLEPT

so, i reached school at 9. ms tay and ms chong were terribly nice about it. i got a big hug from ms tay, and silly-ly felt comforted by her plethora. sat in the library to do my papers. funnily enough, i found myself giggling at a psc scholar whose face brightened at the sight of a possible victim to do a survey for him. and then i told him "i am taking my english prelims." his face turned into a tomato. looked so paiseh. haha. thus, my tale of the first time i was late for an exam.

and that bugger of a MR TAN gave me detention. its unfair... its a conspiracy i tell you.. here are the facts..
1. I was emotionally exhausted the last night, from the crying, and so laid down to rest and perhaps wake up later to do stuff (which i'll explain later) and *horrors and horrors*, fell asleep
2. my handphone battery was nearly flat, coz, as mentioned earlier, i was supposed to wake up later and change the batt so, my hp was dead in the morning
3. even if my phone got batt, i din change the alarm time, coz, again, i was supposed to change it when i got up later, which i never did. so, i would have been awoken at 7.30...

so, see... its the work of *unseen forces*

ANOTHER ISSUE:::
why do people put song lyrics onto blogs as blog entries. i remember the open-diary-days when i click on the "latest updates of your friend's diaries" eagerly to find wadever clever musings they have for me to laugh at and then discover, to my disgust, that they have just slapped lyrics onto the entry. how can they even call it an entry? eurgh, i feel cheated, at the very least. come on, if i wanted to know any lyrics of any kind, i would go find it for myself, you hear?? bah!

am currently shagged... ( the tired part not the sexed-out part) shall go off and sleep... nyah nyah...

ooh! and i bought shoes and a shoulder bag with only $35 and they're not crap shoes or crap bags either. WEE!!! i love shopping!!