AAAAARGH!!!

hip hop has contaminated my favourite band! fie, Jay zee or wadeva his name is, FIE!! they are poking this bling-bling-ed noses into things they shouldnt. i mean i am all for improvisation anywhere but really!!! hip hop + linkin park??? nooooo... they even contaminated country. like, tim mcgraw?? bah! i hate it, hate it, hate it. Ridiculous!! i only can stand the song because of linkin park's mix... really... can hip hoppers sing about anything else??? bling bling, tipsy, get in da club, with all the mommas. oh yah. i cant get why the call the girls they bang 'mommy' like, when was the last time u heard ''shake it for me, mommy"?? probably not very long ago, right? no wonder incest is like de-taboo-fied. and can u imagine having your child saying someting like dat to you. i'll tink that a good slap is in order, wouldn't you?

alrighty then.. lets move to another topic shall we? Singaporean blogs. i realise that i can immediatly spot a singaporean teenage blog when i surf. ( yeah.... i am a surfer babe... :D) they are full of 'lorx's and 'lah's and 'lol's and will always have someting about school, usually complaints, the singaporeans that they are. they will also mention going to shopping malls with funny names like lot 1 and westmall and not to forget orchard road. rarely will you find one with decent grammar and a decent range of vocabulary. u'll usually find an assortment of names, read: cheena names or malay names all mixed up together. and u can tell if u chanced upon a typical-malay-in-singapore's blog. they'll have either a) hiphop b) skaters c) hiphop d) emily the strange oh, and did i mention e) hiphop??? if u feel up to it, go on... just click on that button: the "next blog" button. try to find a singaporean teenager's blog using my description. you'll be shocked. ( don't try defending yourselves, you victims of mass production.)

i feel bitchy. yet i repent. God forgive me.

i feel terrible. why did bush win the elections? why dont they show any barcelona games on tv at decent times? why is the sky blue? why do we have to take exams? yes. i am incoherent. again. aha. lets see. thing to rant about.
i am fat. honest to God, if i was in primary school they'd make me skip recess and run around the hall for TAF club. trim and fit, my foot. more like DTAF: delusionally trim and fit.
and my hair sucks. it wont conform to my styling and the sucki-ness of it it because----> it is messy with big fat capital M. its all over the place and its at a length where you dont know whether to tie it up (because then u'll have the itty bitty bits sticking out) or to leave it hangin' (then the whole thing will be sticking out) so... in a bid to prepare myself for an adult working life(in 2/3/5 yrs time) , i shall not cut my hair anymore. does it make sense? it does to me and since this is my blog, i wont bother to explain the rationality of it all. bah!
i have blotchy skin. it either looks dry (skin peeling slightly) or looks oily and shiny like the butt of the kuali. kuali is a wok for those ppl who dont understand.
my sis says my smile looks fake. i agree. i cant seem to smile when asked to. i can laugh. i always laugh. but i cant smile. somebody help me!!! yeah well. i remember when i was a kid, my mom or my pop said that he/she wanted to send me to a class to learn how to smile properly. hah. imagine that. i am eternally scarred for life. *wails in despair like a banshee*

what a long entry. feel sad. its probably gonna be ignored like every so often. yes. too little peopl noe me. i tink i can make a the world a better place. first, i'll go conquer america. and then the whole world. under one ruler, surely they'll be no more international conflicts. yahoo!! funny that america is named after some french guy. (if my memory does not fail me) americus or smthg. i would have thought that by this time, they'll would have lobbied for a change of name to either MTV or macdonalds. hahahahahha. i crack myself up.